annmariexrose:

single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.

littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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mydrunkkitchen:

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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When your phone rings at all ever

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